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Judge sets date for Jodi Arias penalty phase retrial
Mon Jan 13, 2014
Yeah, that's a tough one...an irritating, self-righteous tv personality or a vengeful, jealous psycho-b!tch armed with a knife and a gun who used her body to gain access to her victim... After careful consideration, and taking into account NG's "off" button, I'm going with JA.
Georgia teen was stuffed with newspaper after death, family lawyer says
Thu Oct 10, 2013
My blood was replaced with rich Folger's instant coffee crystals. Maybe you saw the story on SNL?
Horror below the waterline: Photos reveal crumpled cabins on uprighted Costa Concordia cruise ship
Tue Sep 17, 2013
A waiter gave up his life jacket and then lost his own life while the coward at the helm "fell" into a lifeboat...sickening. I hope the family of that (still missing) waiter finds some comfort in the fact that he was an honorable hero, despite his boss's cowardice.
Dome of heat bakes Midwest, closes some schools
Tue Sep 10, 2013
Today in sunny southwest Michigan the temperatures were in the mid-to-high 90s.
Crews could lose ground as Rim Fire gains speed in California
Fri Sep 6, 2013
Lose all the ground you have to lose in order to lose no souls. It has been a sad, sad season...
Ohio killer set for execution found hanged in cell
Sun Aug 4, 2013
Death by autoerotic asphyxiation; a perfect end for that repugnant spineless remorseless little pr!ck, if there's a guard around who would interrupt him before he gets to finish his last fling of the dinghy. All the death, none of the pleasure.
Driver of crashed Spanish train held on suspicion of negligent homicide
Sat Jul 27, 2013
There is only one person in charge. Whatever the title (a captain, skipper, conductor, engineer, pilot, or driver) every vehicle has one person who is responsible for what happens on their watch.
Homemade elevator crushes visitor to Florida home, authorities say
Fri Jul 26, 2013
There's always the option of getting a real elevator. That's what people with brains do. Shut it down out of jealousy?! Really??! (Those who can formulate an intelligent thought do so. Those who cannot make me laugh.)
Wisconsin man, 76, guilty in fatal shooting of 13-year-old neighbor
Wed Jul 17, 2013
And, that, Florida, is how it's done.
Randy Travis' brother accused of trafficking meth
Wed Jul 17, 2013
Meth Kills. Not if you don't meth with it.
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